The 7 Types of People You Meet on Chicago Public Transportation
7. The costumed horror It is impossible to frequently ride the El without running into someone wearing a costume that simply cannot be explained. Whether it’s a group of young Asian men dressed as...
View ArticleThe El at Night: A Poem
Outside the Keg, I loosed a sigh, The frigid air cut to my core. “It should be spring,” I dared to cry, “Still freezing cold! Chi-town! You whore!” It was past one, a Friday night, And dark as...
View Article5 Tips for Suburban Kids Pretending to be from Chicago
As someone who was born and raised in Chicago (what up?!), it boils my blood that kids from the near suburbs claim that they are “from Chicago.” Just own up to the fact you are from Berwyn or Joliet or...
View ArticleThe Best Places to Masturbate on Campus
Winter Quarter is upon us, fellow Wildcats, and with the temperature alternating daily between “Cold enough to cause penises everywhere to recede into body cavities” and “33 degrees,” odds are your...
View ArticleSherman Ave Interviews Homecoming Court: Sean Earley
Part 12 of 12 of our series of Homecoming Court interviews
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